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That dog don't hunt
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Untrue, not believable
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that yankee happy as a queer on a pogo stick
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he appears to be light in the heals. or he may have sugar in his pillow biting tank.
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The wheel is turning, but the hampster is dead.
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the person is a brain dead idiot
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There's an ass for every saddle.
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old pawn shop phrase meaning, someone will buy the damn thing.
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There's fixin' to be a yellowjacket in the outhouse!
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fixin' to be a fight.
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This ain't my first rodeo
Posted by: Joe
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Experienced, "street smart"
"This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show. This ain't my first rodeo. You're telling me you lost you're wedding band. Somehow you say it slipped right off you're hand. ... I didn't make it all the way through school, but my mama didn't raise any fool. I may not be the Einstein of our time, but honey, I'm not dumb and I'm not blind. This ain't my first rodeo." [from the Song This Ain't My First Rodeo by Gosdin Vern]
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Tighter than bark on a tree
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cheap, miserly
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Tighter than Dicks hat band
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miserly frugal
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Toad floater
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heavy rain
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toad strangler
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big rain-storm
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trill niggaz
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Real thugs,gangsters..people with no feelings except for money
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turd floater
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a lot of rain
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Ugly
Posted by: JoeRating:2.5  
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He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch

She got whooped with an ugly stick.

So ugly that his mama had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dogs would play with him.

So ugly the tide wouldn't take her out.

He looks like he was inside the outhouse when lightening struck.

So ugly his mama takes him everywhere she goes so she doesn't have to kiss him goodbye.

She looks like she fell face-down in the sticker patch and cows ran over her.

"Her face would make a freight train take a dirt road."
He looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and smacked his face on every branch on the way down. Comment by: Heather   
He didn't get hit with the ugly branch, the whole ugly forest fell on him Comment by: the man    Rated:5/5
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WACO
Posted by: Bruce
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We Ain't Comin' Out
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Workin' harder than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
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Working Hard
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You can't get lard unless you boil the hog
Posted by: Joe
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Advice to someone who is hesitant to do a difficult task.

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Your f*&king this chicken I'm just holdin the wings
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Don't ask me
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