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Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back in.
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It's easier to fess up than hidin' your secret.
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Like a cow pissing on a flat rock
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it is raining really hard
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looks like he was hit with a bag of hot nickels!
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Ugly,not very attractive
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Need to pee like a russian race horse
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Need to urinate
Well, that's funny. I've heard this all my life and thought it was a rushing race horse! Comment by: PK   
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Need to see a man about a dog
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Need to urinate
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Need to use the little boys'/girls' room
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Need to urinate
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Nervous
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Sweating like a virgin at a prison rodeo.

Jumpy as spit on a hot skillet.

As nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs

As nervous as a porcupine in a balloon factory

Nervous as a whore in church Comment by: Bo   
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Now just hang on a cotton picking second!
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to hang on
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Poor
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I'm so broke, I can't pay attention.

I ate so many armadillos when I was young I still roll up into a ball when I hear a dog bark.

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Running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
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Harried, hurry, rushed
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Shakin' like a skinny dog tryin' to pass a peach pit.
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Nervous as hell.
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She is so tight that she squeaks when she walks.
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She doesn't like to spend money.
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She sounds like a dieing calf in a rainstorm.
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Can't Sing
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She's been rode hard and put up wet....
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Experience
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shit the bed drunk
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Having drank way more than too much alcohol
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Skinnier than a snake on stilts!
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You don't weigh much.
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So tight he squeaks when he walks
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Someone who is very miserly.
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Spank
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Tan your hide

Beat You Like a Rented Mule

I'm gonna snatch you bald headed Comment by: PK   
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Straight
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Straighter than a fast trip to the outhouse.

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Sweatin' like a dog shittin' razor blades
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It's HOT!
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Sweatin' like a pregnant nun in church
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nervous about something
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Sweatin' like a turkey the day before Thanksgiving
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Nervous, uneasy, feeling of impending doom
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sweating like a whore in church
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Sweating/ Hot
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Sweating like a whore in church.
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Hot or nervous
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Texas Advice:
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"Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you on his own. If he ain't, no need to embarrass him."

"The worm is the only animal that can't fall down."

"You can't get lard unless you boil the hog"

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

A smart ass just don't fit in a saddle.

That's as easy as picking up a turd by the clean end. - Very difficult Comment by: Native Texan    Rated:3/5
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