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Texas Advice:
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"Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you on his own. If he ain't, no need to embarrass him."

"The worm is the only animal that can't fall down."

"You can't get lard unless you boil the hog"

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

A smart ass just don't fit in a saddle.

That's as easy as picking up a turd by the clean end. - Very difficult Comment by: Native Texan    Rated:3/5
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That dog don't hunt
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Untrue, not believable
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that yankee happy as a queer on a pogo stick
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he appears to be light in the heals. or he may have sugar in his pillow biting tank.
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The wheel is turning, but the hampster is dead.
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the person is a brain dead idiot
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There's an ass for every saddle.
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old pawn shop phrase meaning, someone will buy the damn thing.
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There's fixin' to be a yellowjacket in the outhouse!
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fixin' to be a fight.
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This ain't my first rodeo
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Experienced, "street smart"
"This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show. This ain't my first rodeo. You're telling me you lost you're wedding band. Somehow you say it slipped right off you're hand. ... I didn't make it all the way through school, but my mama didn't raise any fool. I may not be the Einstein of our time, but honey, I'm not dumb and I'm not blind. This ain't my first rodeo." [from the Song This Ain't My First Rodeo by Gosdin Vern]
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Tighter than bark on a tree
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cheap, miserly
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Tighter than Dicks hat band
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miserly frugal
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Toad floater
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heavy rain
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toad strangler
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big rain-storm
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trill niggaz
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Real thugs,gangsters..people with no feelings except for money
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turd floater
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a lot of rain
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