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Catch ya on the back side
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See you later
Jawl-P? Did everyone go to the bathroom? Comment by: Big Tex   
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Cold
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Cold as an ex-wife's heart.

This is hog killing weather.

Cold as a witch's tit.

can also mean that your as raw, cool motherf*cker. as lil wyane says. Comment by: jmat*   
well butter my ears with jelly and lay me on an ant hill Comment by: Jon   
Yall are crazy, that aint Texas slag; thats just dumb!!!!! Comment by: Jesse "TexasLove" Lucian    Rated:1/5
nobody f*ckin tlks lk that in the texas that im from..stupid ass shit..no one knows wassup wit that southern swagg.. Comment by: SOuthTexas Mami    Rated:1/5
No! believe it or not the great state of Texas is southern! Im sick of people like you tring to take the true cowboy image of this state and turn it into something it aint, just because you may be one of the unlucky few that got stuck in one of our citys dont give you the right to talk about it that way. all the rest of texas is full of REAL men, hardworking honest men who still respect women and thier elders! so you better watch your mouth, cause us TRUE TEXANS dont take kindly to that type of talk! Comment by: TRUE TEXAN   
" Colder than a Whore' Heart" Comment by: WT Slim   
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Colder than a witches tit
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Pretty darn cold out! It's the only version of this phrase I have ever hears(raised in Texas), but I must admit it is not limited to Texas.
That's cold. Comment by: Booger    Rated:5/5
Colder than a witche's tit in a brass brassiere. Comment by: Kevin G.    Rated:5/5
In Tennessee we say "Colder than a well digger's asshole" Comment by: Potsey   
In Australia we say "colder than a witches tit in a broom race". I have been to Texas a few times and love it! I have relatives there. We also say "it's so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey" and "it's so cold a brass monkey just asked me if I had a welder" Comment by: Aussie Mick   
Its colder thin hell out there Comment by: TXNgrl   
Colder than a nun's cunt! Texas born and raised!!! Comment by: jojodrum   
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colder than a witche's tit in a brass brasseire.
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Real cold. Also "Colder than my ex-mother-in-law's heart".
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Cow pissin on a flat rock
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Heavy rain
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Crazy
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He's got a big hole in his screen door.

She's two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Lights are on, but no one's home.

"The Engines runnin',but there ain't anybody driven'" Comment by: WT Slim   
He's a few chickens less short of a coup Comment by: Lauri   
He's "throwed off". In other words, got thowed off the wagon a few too many times! Comment by: Little Bitty Crazy Woman    Rated:5/5
My ole man used to say "He/she ain't wrapped too tight" Comment by: Willie   
His cheese done slid off his cracker! Comment by: Me   
your a day late and a dollar short Comment by: paco-taco    Rated:5/5
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