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Busier than a cat trying to cover up crap on a marble floor.
Cold as an ex-wife's heart.
This is hog killing weather.
Cold as a witch's tit.
He's got a big hole in his screen door.
She's two sandwiches short of a picnic.
Lights are on, but no one's home.
If dumb was dirt, he'd cover about an acre.
He's so dumb that if you moved his plate five inches to the left he'd starve to death.
He's so dumb he couldn't poor piss out of his boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel.
She's warm in winter, shady in summer.
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
It's so hot the hens are layin' hard-boiled eggs.
Hot as a two-dollar whore on the 4th of July.
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
It's hotter than a stolen tamale.
I'm so broke, I can't pay attention.
I ate so many armadillos when I was young I still role up into a ball when I hear a dog bark.