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Big
Posted by: Joe

Big as all hell and half of Texas

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Busy
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Busier than a cat trying to cover up crap on a marble floor.

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Cold
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Cold as an ex-wife's heart.

This is hog killing weather.

Cold as a witch's tit.

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Confused
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I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

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Cow pissin on a flat rock
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Heavy rain
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Crazy
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He's got a big hole in his screen door.

She's two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Lights are on, but no one's home.

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Dumb
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If dumb was dirt, he'd cover about an acre.

He's so dumb that if you moved his plate five inches to the left he'd starve to death.

He's so dumb he couldn't poor piss out of his boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel.

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experienced
Posted by: Joe

This ain't my first rodeo

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Fat
Posted by: Joe

She's warm in winter, shady in summer.

He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.

If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

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Happy
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Happy as a gopher in soft dirt.

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Heavy Rain
Posted by: Joe
  • Toad choaker
  • Frog strangler
  • Turd floater
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Hot
Posted by: Joe

It's so hot the hens are layin' hard-boiled eggs.

Hot as a two-dollar whore on the 4th of July.

It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

It's hotter than a stolen tamale.

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Immoral
Posted by: Joe

They ate supper before they said grace

She's just naturally horizontal.

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Lazy
Posted by: Joe

He's like a blister--he doesn't show up till the work's all done.

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Lucky
Posted by: Joe

He's riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

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miserly
Posted by: Joe

Tighter than bark on a tree

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Nervous
Posted by: Joe

Sweating like a virgin at a prison rodeo.

Jumpy as spit on a hot skillet.

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Poor
Posted by: Joe

I'm so broke, I can't pay attention.

I ate so many armadillos when I was young I still role up into a ball when I hear a dog bark.

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Pretentious
Posted by: Joe
He's all hat and no cattle
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Relax
Posted by: Joe
Don't get your cows runn'in
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Rich
Posted by: Joe

In tall cotton.

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Spank
Posted by: Joe

Tan your hide

Beat You Like a Rented Mule

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Straight
Posted by: Joe

Straighter than a fast trip to the outhouse.

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Texas Advice:
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"Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you on his own. If he ain't, no need to embarrass him."

"The worm is the only animal that can't fall down."

"You can't get lard unless you boil the hog"

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

A smart ass just don't fit in a saddle.

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There's an ass for every saddle.
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old pawn shop phrase meaning, someone will buy the damn thing.
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