"I got my first real six-string. Bought it at the five-and-dime. Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of '69 " [from the Song Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams]

"Yeah since you left me lying around. Pretty beat up, Since you 86-ed me..." [from the Song Pretty Beat Up by The Rolling Stones]

"Hey, I'm not a lumber jack, Or a fur trader, And I dont live in an igloo, Or eat blubber, Or own a dog sled, And I don't know, Jimmy, Jally or Suzie from Canada, Although I'm sure they're really really nice, I have a Prime Minister not a President, I speak English and French not American, And I pronounce it about not "a-boot", I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack I believe in peackeeping not policing. Diversity not assimilation, And that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch. And it is pronounced "zed", not "zee", "ZED"! Canada is the 2nd largest landmass! The 1st nation in hockey! And the best part of North America! My name is Joe and I am Canadian!" [from the Song I Am Canadian by Molson]

"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog. Cryin' all the time. Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and You ain't no friend of mine." [from the Song Hounddog by Elvis Presley]

"I see I finally got inside your mind. Bounced off the sides a couple hundred times. That's when I realized the big empty space Inside I'd find. " [from the Song Airhead by OS101]

"I used to say I couldn't do it, but I did it. After telling everybody that I wasn't with it. Though it brings tears to my eyes, I can feel it, And I know inside I'm gonna be ALRIGHT." [from the Song I'm Gonna Be Alright by Jennifer Lopez]

"My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Look at her butt (look at her butt)" [from the Song Anaconda by Nicki Minaj]

"Im tired of magazines, saying flat butts are the thing. Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back." [from the Song I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-a-Lot]

"I'm a backward-ass hillbilly. I'm Dick Buttkiss." [from the Song Same In The End by Sublime]

"Don't call me gringo, You fuckin beaner. Stay on your side of that goddamn river. " [from the Song Caca by Shakira]

"Standing on the corner back in Govanhill. Nine days out from home, feeling no pain. That northern city sun breaking through the rain. That warmthless sun barely shining on Me and you and a bottle of Buckie." [from the Song A Bottle of Buckie by Ted Leo]

"My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got buns hun. You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt" [from the Song I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-a-Lot]

"I could see her uterus her pants were too tight. She must've owned panties that were not in sight. She walked right by the poor woman didn't know. She had a frontal wedgie - a Camel Toe." [from the Song Camel Toe by Fanny Pack]

"I can't carry on...living life like this. This can't be what it is. I don't wanna live my life like this." [from the Song Carry On by Ashanti]

"And when I'm at the beach, I'm in the speedo trying to tan my cheeks. This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go." [from the Song Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO]

"Well I ain't broke but I'm badly bent. Everybody loves them DEAD PRESIDENTS." [from the Song Dead Presidents by Willie Dixon]

"Sittin' at home with my DICK hard, I got the black book for a freak to call. Picked up the telephone and dialed the seven digits. Yo this is Marquis baby, are you down with it?" [from the Song Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew]

"It all happened quick when she joined a sorority. Every guy loves her, every guy has. Every guy wants her, and every guy can. Don't fall in love with bruised knees Teresa. That girl's got issues, she only eats cheese (dick cheese)." [from the Song Bruised Knees Teresa by Pepper Spray Trey]

"Police on the scene, You know what I mean. They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends. If there was a problem - Yo, I'll solve it. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it. Vanilla, Bruce, Bruce Dailey. Vanilla, Bruce, Bruce Dailey. " [from the Song Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice]

"Living in a land down under. Where women glow and men plunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover!" [from the Song Down Under by Men at Work]

"And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old bald-headed fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listens to techno." [from the Song Without Me by Enimem]

"Time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down ’till the end of the day. The clock ticks life away. It’s so unreal." [from the Song In the End by Linkin Park]

"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants, and I even got my own dance." [from the Song The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground]

"If I've been on your mind, you hang on every word I say. Lose yourself in time at the mention of my name. Will I ever know how it feels to hold you close. And have you tell me whichever road I choose you'll go. " [from the Song One and Only by Adele]

"Cause we so hardcore like Gwackjaw McGraw. Fuck what you heard we ain't heard this before. " [from the Song So Hardcore Lyrics by Busta Rhymes]