"My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7. But she don't know you like I know you, Slim, no one does. ... I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose." [from the Song Stan (featuring Dido) by Eminem]

"I got my first real six-string. Bought it at the five-and-dime. Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of '69 " [from the Song Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams]

"Yeah since you left me lying around. Pretty beat up, Since you 86-ed me..." [from the Song Pretty Beat Up by The Rolling Stones]

"Hey, I'm not a lumber jack, Or a fur trader, And I dont live in an igloo, Or eat blubber, Or own a dog sled, And I don't know, Jimmy, Jally or Suzie from Canada, Although I'm sure they're really really nice, I have a Prime Minister not a President, I speak English and French not American, And I pronounce it about not "a-boot", I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack I believe in peackeeping not policing. Diversity not assimilation, And that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch. And it is pronounced "zed", not "zee", "ZED"! Canada is the 2nd largest landmass! The 1st nation in hockey! And the best part of North America! My name is Joe and I am Canadian!" [from the Song I Am Canadian by Molson]

"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog. Cryin' all the time. Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and You ain't no friend of mine." [from the Song Hounddog by Elvis Presley]

"I see I finally got inside your mind. Bounced off the sides a couple hundred times. That's when I realized the big empty space Inside I'd find. " [from the Song Airhead by OS101]

"I used to say I couldn't do it, but I did it. After telling everybody that I wasn't with it. Though it brings tears to my eyes, I can feel it, And I know inside I'm gonna be ALRIGHT." [from the Song I'm Gonna Be Alright by Jennifer Lopez]

"My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Oh my gosh, look at her butt Look at her butt (look at her butt)" [from the Song Anaconda by Nicki Minaj]

"Im tired of magazines, saying flat butts are the thing. Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back." [from the Song I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-a-Lot]

"I'm a backward-ass hillbilly. I'm Dick Buttkiss." [from the Song Same In The End by Sublime]

"Don't call me gringo, You fuckin beaner. Stay on your side of that goddamn river. " [from the Song Caca by Shakira]

"Blue, here is a shell for you. Inside you'll hear a sigh, a foggy lullaby. There is your song from me." [from the Song Blue by Joni Mitchell]

"Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing I've got a boner for Christmas" [from the Song I've Got A Boner For Christmas by Nerf Herder]

"Something is lacking, I'm not attracting. My jugs are not as big as I want them to be. I want 36D. I'm not receiving enough affection. Gonna get me a silicon injection. And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams." [from the Song New Boobs by NOFX]

"White juice on his beard. Well the booger man. ... White cream on his beard, With that booger." [from the Song The Booger Man by Frank Zappa]

"And all this hate is BOTTLED UP inside. My heart is breaking. Man you really ripped it out." [from the Song Bottled Up by Korn]

"He's got too many girlfriends. He thinks he owns this city. He overspeeds and he never gets pulled over." [from the Song The Boy Racer by Morrissey]

"With cocaine, my success came speedy. Got me twisted, jammed into a paradox. Every dollar I get, another BROTHER drops. Maybe that's the plan, and I don't understand, God damn----you got me sinkin in quicksand." [from the Song New Jack Hustler by Ice-T]

"Standing on the corner back in Govanhill. Nine days out from home, feeling no pain. That northern city sun breaking through the rain. That warmthless sun barely shining on Me and you and a bottle of Buckie." [from the Song A Bottle of Buckie by Ted Leo]

"Some people go to bed with Lucifer. Then they cry, cry, cry when they don't greet the day with God. I know life's a BUMMER baby. But that's got precious little to do with me." [from the Song Monster Magnet by Bummer]

"My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got buns hun. You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt" [from the Song I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-a-Lot]

"I could see her uterus her pants were too tight. She must've owned panties that were not in sight. She walked right by the poor woman didn't know. She had a frontal wedgie - a Camel Toe." [from the Song Camel Toe by Fanny Pack]

"I can't carry on...living life like this. This can't be what it is. I don't wanna live my life like this." [from the Song Carry On by Ashanti]

"And when I'm at the beach, I'm in the speedo trying to tan my cheeks. This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go." [from the Song Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO]

"I believe in peackeeping not policing. Diversity not assimilation and that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch. And it is pronounced "zed", not "zee"." [from the Song I Am Canadian by Molson]