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fart

to expel intestinal gases from the anus (vulgar)

Submitted December 11th, 2002 by: Anonymous

Usage Examples

The Vain Person: - One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person: - One who loves the smell of other peoples farts. The Proud Person: - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine. The Shy Person: - One who releases silent farts and then blushes. The Impudent Person: - One who farts loudly and then laughs. The Scientific Person: - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution. The Unfortunate Person: - One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead. The Nervous Person: - One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person: - One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it. The Dishonest Person: - One who farts and then blames the dog. The Foolish Person: - One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Thrifty Person: - One who always has several farts in reserve. The Antisocial Person: - One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person: - One who conceals his farts with loud laughter. The Sadistic Person: - One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mates head. The Intellectual Person: - One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item he consumed. The Athletic Person: - One who farts at the slightest exertion.
 
"Hey, we could get Butthead to sit on a glass and fart." "What's so scientific about that?" "Nothin' until you light it."
From the Movie Beavis & Butthead by Beavis & Butthead  

Comments

a derogatory term for an older man: "That old fart just hit on me!" Comment by: Jared82CA   

 
 

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