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Ugly

He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch

She got whooped with an ugly stick.

So ugly that his mama had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dogs would play with him.

So ugly the tide wouldn't take her out.

He looks like he was inside the outhouse when lightening struck.

So ugly his mama takes him everywhere she goes so she doesn't have to kiss him goodbye.

She looks like she fell face-down in the sticker patch and cows ran over her.

Submitted August 3rd, 2007 by: Joe

Usage Examples

Her face would make a freight train take a dirt road.
 

Comments

He looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and smacked his face on every branch on the way down. Comment by: Heather   
He didn't get hit with the ugly branch, the whole ugly forest fell on him Comment by: the man    Rated:5/5

 
 

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