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Texas Advice:

"Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you on his own. If he ain't, no need to embarrass him."

"The worm is the only animal that can't fall down."

"You can't get lard unless you boil the hog"

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

A smart ass just don't fit in a saddle.

Submitted August 3rd, 2007 by: Joe


That's as easy as picking up a turd by the clean end. - Very difficult Comment by: Native Texan    Rated:3/5


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