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It's so hot the hens are layin' hard-boiled eggs.

Hot as a two-dollar whore on the 4th of July.

It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

Hotter than a stolen tamale.

Hotter than two rats screwin in a wool sock

Hotter than a jalapeno fart on a sunburnt butthole

Submitted August 3rd, 2007 by: Joe


hotter than a nuns cunt on sunday Comment by: leroy   
hotter than a four balled billy goat Comment by: leroy   
It's so hot,the chickens have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. Comment by: Kevin   
Hotter than a two dollar pistol at an all night shoot out. Comment by: Clay   
Hotter than a fresh f*cked fox in a forest fire Comment by: hut   
It's hotter than a four-balled tom cat f*cking in a pepper patch. Comment by: Zach Carver    Rated:5/5
"Hotter than hell's door hinges" Comment by: Little Bitty Crazy Woman    Rated:5/5
Hotter than a half-chewed jalapeno! Comment by: Mark Link Warde   
It's hotter than the Devil's crotch Comment by: Alexandra14:)   
Hotter than a honeymoon hotell Comment by: Jeff   
Its hotter than two chickens making love under a rubber blanket! Comment by: jBiRd    Rated:5/5
Its so hot i saw a coyote chasen' a rabbit.. they were both walking Comment by: Cameron   
Hotter than a rat in a vacuum cleaner. Comment by: John   
So hot, your seat belt buckle shore makes a good cattle brand Comment by: Shelby Lynn    Rated:5/5
Phew its hotter than the devil's dick out here i tell you what boy Comment by: Billy badass   
Hotter than (or sweating like) a whore in church. My sweet old grandma always says this & I've heard it over again by others in east Texas. Comment by: Kaye    Rated:5/5


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