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He's got a big hole in his screen door.

She's two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Lights are on, but no one's home.

Submitted August 3rd, 2007 by: Joe


"The Engines runnin',but there ain't anybody driven'" Comment by: WT Slim   
He's a few chickens less short of a coup Comment by: Lauri   
He's "throwed off". In other words, got thowed off the wagon a few too many times! Comment by: Little Bitty Crazy Woman    Rated:5/5
My ole man used to say "He/she ain't wrapped too tight" Comment by: Willie   
His cheese done slid off his cracker! Comment by: Me   
your a day late and a dollar short Comment by: paco-taco    Rated:5/5
S/He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Comment by: Pandaikon   
His elevator don't go all the way to the top or ... He's a few cards short of a full deck. Comment by: jonc   
Not the sharpest tack in the box Comment by: LBoz   
Not the brightest crayon in the box... Comment by: Glenn   
You dumber then a box of rocks. Comment by: Kris   
I'm a down and out proud Texab gal! But I'm afraid most of the idioms you guys are posting here hail from England and not Texas at all! =:) Comment by: Tia Rodriguez    Rated:3/5
"his smoke don't go all the way up his chimmney" Comment by: D. Treaster   
She's hotter than doughnut grease but nuttier than squirrel shit. Comment by: jh   
Half a bubble off. Builder slang pertainin to levels Comment by: Tonja   
A few cards short of a full deck Comment by: Gazzamania    Rated:4/5
His donut got too much hole in it Comment by: johnny rick   
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. Comment by: Willie from EPT   
His brain is so small it's like a BB in a boxcar! Comment by: Willie from EPT   
He's a taco short on his combination plate (refs to combination platters on Mexican restaurant menus) Comment by: James   
Doesn't know shit from Shine-Ola is how I always heard the old timers say it Comment by: Gene   
Crazier than a run over dog! Comment by: Paco   


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